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    DB talking in his sleep = hilarity

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    One of the many things DB and I learned this week is that he's HILARIOUS when he's half asleep.

    This is part of his sleep talking on friday morning around 1 am:

    DB: It’s like they’re preparing for it. (pause) I think everyone should have that in their handbook.
    Me: What?
    DB: Second Degree Attempted Murder
    Me: What? Hunny, are you trying to kill me?
    DB: Nooooo… I LOVE you!
    Me: Good to know.
    DB: Well, you can be fat and go to the galley… or you can step on teddy bears…
    Me: (Hysterical Laughter) Darling, what the hell are you talking about?
    DB: I don’t know. But I know.

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    My DB does that too!!!

    I asked him to marry me tomorrow. And he said he had to stand 5 hours watch first.

    He was on leave. And he later told me the watch hours are 6 hour blocks....gah.
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    That is EXACTLY what DH does! He says the craziest shit! I laugh soooo hard everytime.

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    DB does that too... and then he wakes up and has no idea why I can't stop laughing at him. One time he woke up in the middle of it, and it was the funniest thing ever!
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    i love when people do that!
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    the other day i was sleeping and i got hit and he says "talk to ME when you are talking" and i was laughing so hard and then he was like "baby you know what the shitiest part is?" me- "whaaat?" DB- "i never realize im talking in my sleep until it's too late and ive already embarrassed myself" haha poor guy.
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    DF does that to me all the time.
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    Omg that is so darn cute! I love it!
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    I love sleep talkers haha
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