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Thread: The Bathroom Door is Closed!

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    The Bathroom Door is Closed!

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    Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I get out. Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, and I am not trapped. I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 8 years and I want some PRIVACY. Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done. Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door. Do not go running back to the phone yelling "She's in the BATHROOM!" Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in. Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was funny when you were two. Do not slide pennies, LEGOs, or notes under the door. Even when you were two this got a little tiresome. If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.

    And yes, I still love you.

    Mom
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    Is this what i have to look forward to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by airmanssweetie View Post
    Is this what i have to look forward to?
    Thats what i asked myself. I sent it to my Mama, and said it sounded like all three of her girls
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    who are you talkin to ?? LOL Your son is not 8..

    But cute nonetheless...
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    , I remember that.
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    ROFLMAO! love it...
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    duh..nvm..
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassieR1202 View Post
    Thats what i asked myself. I sent it to my Mama, and said it sounded like all three of her girls
    Oh great!!
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    LOL.....Too funny and very true!!!!
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    It took me a few to get that you were not talking about DS or DH. I was like WTF the the light bulb went on.
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