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    Giggle Married Life

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    MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP. SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !! ?

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
    although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
    party with his old buddies. So he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll
    be right back.'

    'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

    'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm
    going to have a beer'

    The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to
    the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
    from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
    think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop..... But at the bar. You know,
    they have frozen glasses. '

    He didn't get to finish the sentence because the wife interrupted him
    by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge
    beer mug out of the freezer - so frozen that she was getting chills
    just holding it.?


    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
    bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't
    be long. I'll be right back, I promise. OK?'

    'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and
    took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
    blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.


    'But my sweet honey, at the bar you know there's swearing, dirty word
    s and all that.'

    'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT. SIT YOUR ASS
    DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR FRICKIN' BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG
    AND EAT YOUR DAMNED HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T
    GOING TO A BAR... THAT SHIT'S OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'

    And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?


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    haha thats funny
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    "The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?" ~ Psalm 27:1
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    at first I was like , then I was like when I saw how messed up the page it looked so then I was like *click*, *enter*, *click*, *enter*,
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    Haha- that's cute!
    LOVIN' MY LIFE AS A MOM AND A WIFE!
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    That'd be me n my husband only the other way around.
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  10. I'm his crazy munchkin and he's my bug a boo :)
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    i love that one!! always makes me laugh & just read it to the new hubby & all he could say was nice,lol.
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