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    > Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
    > Depot when=2 0they collide.
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    > The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for
    my
    > wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'
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    > 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
    my
    > wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
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    > The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
    > wife look like?'
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    > The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, with blonde hair, brown
    > eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
    halter top
    > and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
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    > The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours. '
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    If you are feeling frightened about what comes next, don't be. Embrace the uncertainty. Allow it to lead you places. Be brave as it challenges you to exercise both your heart and your mind as you create your own path towards happiness, don't waste time with regret. Spin wildly into your next action. Enjoy the present, each moment, as it comes; because you'll never get another one quite like it. And if you should ever look up and find yourself lost, simply take a breath and start over. Retrace your steps and go back to the purest place in your heart where your hope lives. You'll find your way again.

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