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    Why God made moms...

    My best friend's mom sent this to me. Truer words were never spoken, especially about moms and dads

    Answers given by elementary school-age children to the following questions:

    Why did God make mothers?
    1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
    2. Mostly to clean the house.
    3. To help us get out of there when we were getting born.

    What ingredients are mothers made of?
    1. Clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

    What kind of little girl was your mom?
    1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

    What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?
    1. His last name.
    2. She had to know his background. Like, is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
    3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

    Why did your mom marry your dad?
    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And Mom eats a lot.
    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?
    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goof ball.
    2. Mom. She sees the stuff under the bed.

    What's the difference between moms and dads?
    1. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
    2. Moms have magic. They make you feel better without medicine.

    What would it take to make your mom perfect?
    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
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    Hahaha. So true. I my mommy.

    And... seriously... what is with your sig pic!? Could you at least TRY and not be WAY more gorgeous than me.

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    That's so frickin adorable!! Thanks for sharing!
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    some of those made me laugh out loud.

    Im so in love with you hunny. I know I have never felt this powerful of a love before, I have only thought it was possible for those rare lucky few. And now I think we have it. Or are we just now part of the lucky rare few? XOXO Love you hun. -DH 9/8/11
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    OMG that is too freakin cute!!!!!!!!!
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    awww thats soo cute
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    so cute an true
    Due March 19 2009 born at 31w6d,54 day NICU stay(home march 11th w/o anything),4 days on vent,40ish days on O2 after that
    Due March 11 2012 born at 35w 1 d, 11 day NICU stay(home Feb 17 with O2 ),27 days on Oxygen
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    AWWW!! I love little kids answers to stuff like this.

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