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    A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
    After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
    The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"


    A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says "I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper's Ball?" The trooper responded, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'am." After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away.


    A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.
    Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".
    The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change.
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    I like the second one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by navypeach View Post
    A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
    After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
    The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"


    A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says "I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper's Ball?" The trooper responded, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'am." After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away.



    A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.
    Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".
    The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change.

    Well they don't!!! I'm just kidding staties! Real cops wear blue!
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    I loved the second one. Too funny!
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    I love those
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    ha ha ha.

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