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    just for laughs...hahaha

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    A new addition to the periodic table. . .

    Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

    A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

    This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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    DH is going to love that
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    That's fascinating!
    I was always such a science geek in school...I was devistated when they told me Pluto wasn't considered a planet anymore haha
    Ohh but they made up for it now

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    hm...
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    You mention the periodic table and people are going to be scrolling down the page going "no, no, fuck that, no no.."
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    that is FUNNY.
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    LMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwijus View Post
    You mention the periodic table and people are going to be scrolling down the page going "no, no, fuck that, no no.."
    guess i should change the title...hahaha..it was so funny though.. :-)


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