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    Puke Random text message. Volume II.

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    From DB:

    "I remember when I was in Kuwait there was a Scud Missile Alarm while I was in the can. I'd just sat down and was pooping a real big one. So I just put on my gas mask and kept doing what I was doing."

    Thanks, you sexy bastard.

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    that is priceless!
  3. who will drive my soul?
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    You have a keeper, Rachel. I can only hope to acquire a man like your's.
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    Oh, I know. He just makes me
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    hahahahaha rach lol a TRUE MAN
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    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftgordongirl View Post
    hahahahaha rach lol a TRUE MAN
    I know, Dee. You all desperately wish you were me.



    My reply: "You are fucking foul."
  8. the minutes seem like hours and the hours seem like days...
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    Hahahaha that sounds exactly like something my DB would say.
    Oh, men.
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    When they start talking about their crap habits, that's true love right there!


    A good friend of mine once sent me a text message that was something like "a lot of coffee and mexican food make for a pretty intense bathroom break." Gee.. thanks....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katheros View Post
    When they start talking about their crap habits, that's true love right there!


    A good friend of mine once sent me a text message that was something like "a lot of coffee and mexican food make for a pretty intense bathroom break." Gee.. thanks....
    My best friend Jackie sent me this keeper once:

    "I am taking a huge crap, the kind that hurts when it comes out, and I am thinking of you."

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