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    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

    He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

    The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
    Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.


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    Ahahahaaha im laughing so hard that actually made me snort lol i sound like a little piggy
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    Nice!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missy522899 View Post
    Ahahahaaha im laughing so hard that actually made me snort lol i sound like a little piggy
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    LMAO!!


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    not funny..... just kidding!!!

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    hahaha my grandpa is gunna love this one!!!

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    Ha ha that one was great!
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