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    What is your Battle Cry?

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    We're a bunch of fierce men and ladies in here, surely we're deserving of an appropriate battle cry.

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    for Sarah

    Zang! Who is that, running amidst the desert! It is Sarah, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:
    "For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!!!"



    for Midge.T:
    Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Midge.t, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts thunderously:
    "For the love of beatings, man, that's some good coffee!"




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    Who is that, rampaging amidst the terrain! It is Erin, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty grunt, her voice cometh:

    "I'm going to fuck you until war is peace!!!"


    It's a good thing I joined the newly formed Whore Club. Looks like I'm going to be busy!
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    Hark! Who is that, skulking on the tarmac! It is Andrea, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh:

    "I'm going to pound you into a new dimension of pain!!!"


    I had no idea I was so violent..
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    OMG, that's hysterical.. here's mine:

    Rampaging across the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Melissa! And she gives a spectacular roar:

    "I'm going to pulverize you until you're a parapalegic, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

    Well, I'm what I am and I'm what I'm not
    and I'm sure happy with what Iíve got
    I live to love and laugh alot
    and thatís all I need




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    Rampaging across the hotel lobby, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Danielle! And she gives a vengeful scream:

    "I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"




    LMAO i do eat a lot of sushi!


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    Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the cliffs! It is Ryan, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous roar, her voice cometh:

    "I'm going to fuck you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"




    here's Tru's

    Skulking along the mountains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Tru! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

    "I'm going to fuck you until you are hot and bothered!!"



    God......even this thing knows we're freaks.
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    Mine is:

    Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the candy store! It is Jennifer, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries mightily:

    "I'm going to smash you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"


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    Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Laura! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

    "I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"

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    Striding out of the desert, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Rachel! And she gives an ominous grunt:

    "I'm going to pummel you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"
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    Prowling over the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh KYRSTEN! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

    "I'm going to pound you with such disregard for common sense, your screams will reanimate the dead!"



    um..... I have such moments.
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