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    Bang Head Dear Nair

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    You and I spend quality leg time together once a week. You enable me to be lazy and avoid shaving my legs. You smell horrible, Nair, but I love you anyway. A baby's ass couldn't be smoother than my legs when our time together is finished.


    So why, you big BITCH, did you betray me tonight? Mark will be home in less than 24 hours, and the back of my right leg looks like I rubbed poison ivy on it.


    I hate you.
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    Oi. Thats exactly why I don't use Nair.

    That bizitch totally ruined many dates in the past.
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    Eeek! If it makes you feel better, my epilator has been forcing me to use a razor on my pits lately. That's after 2 months of no shaving. She's just not doing her job of making my pits just-waxed smooth....
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    I think they know (they being all products that make our lives easier) when we REALLY need them to work. They enjoy their power.
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    nair doesn't work for me....

    i've had that happen in the past too!
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    aww poor girl! your word choice was too cute though, you made me laugh. try soaking your leg in lotion, or eat a bananna. banannas seriously make bumps go away (well i guess allergic reaction bumps, but nevertheless its worth a try!)
    Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith, its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love; but the greatest of them all is love.
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    awww; thats y i hate the stuff too!
    My babies R my life!
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    This is exactly why I prefer Veet. Oh and it smells slightly better. However, I prefer waxing over both veet and nair, but I just won't shell out the money to get it done anymore. Plus I live in the boonies, it's a 45 minute drive to the city that actually waxes legs. Figure in gas and mileage on my car, it's easier to veet.

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